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Friday, September 30, 2016

Sins of Youth: Starwoman & The JSA Jr. #1


Stars and Tykes

Geoff Johns Word Boy
Drew Johnson Pencil Lad
Rich Faber & Rodney Ramos Inkin' Boys
Joe Rosas Color Kid
Albert T. de Guzman with Dave Lanphear Alphabet Kids
Maureen McTigue & Mike McAvennie The Wonder Twins
Special thanks and apologies to Big Peter Tomasi

Cover by Mike Wieringo & Terry Austin. Colors by Tanya & Richard Horie.

Now that we've had the Impulse/Kid Flash issue, we're not going to see Impulse in Sins of Youth again until the finale. But this issue does contain the original Flash, Jay Garrick, shown here holding onto Starwoman's cosmic staff, along with the rest of the Junior Society of America, or JSA Jr., or whatever it is they want to call themselves these days. I do like young Jay's design, with the loose tang top and shorts, while retaining his trademark hat. Aside from Jay, there really isn't anyone else here with a strong connection to the Flash family or Young Justice. We have crossed paths with Courtney Whitmore, the Star-Spangled Kid, a couple of times now, but nothing that's felt really major. That said, this issue is one of the more important issues in Sins of Youth.

Courtney, now Starwoman, has decided to help Doiby Dickles travel to the planet Myrg to find a replacement for his aging gun. Accompanying them is Merry the Gimmick Girl and the entire JSA, including her stepfather, Pat Dugan. Pat does explain that he needed to make the trip since he was the one who built their spaceship, the Steel Eagle, but that doesn't account for the rather unwise decision to bring the rest of the JSA, who are all very hyperactive, emotional children below the age of 10. Regardless of the logic behind this, it does make for some fun storytelling.

The story does explain that under normal circumstances, Doctor Fate and Hourman would be able to restore everyone to their normal ages. But this transformation robbed them of their powers, or at least take away their confidence in using their powers. (At this issue's climax, Jay encouraged Doctor Fate to try to use his powers, which he did, successfully saving the day.) This issue also gives us a brief history of Myrg, which Doiby and the original Green Lantern, Alan Scott, encountered during their Silver Age adventures. Doiby was married to a princess, became king and transformed the planet into a replica of Bronx in the 1930s. But Myrg was later invaded by the planet Gren, Doiby was declared public enemy No.1 and exiled. Doiby hopes to one day be reunited with his princess, but for now has to settle on merely grabbing that ray gun and making a hasty retreat.

There's also a fun subplot between Courtney and Merry. Apparently Merry's brother, Sylvester Pemberton, was the original Star-Spangled Kid. And Merry has always resented Courtney for stealing Sylvester's equipment and tarnishing his legacy. Happily, though, Merry does gain some respect for Courtney by the end of this issue. All the kids in this issue are predictably cute, annoying and funny. Jay is probably the best-behaved kid of the bunch, always looking out for others and encouraging safety, but never resorting to becoming a tattle-tell. He does get a little excited and wants to "gogogogogogo!" but he does listen to the adults around him and shows some restraint.

Anyway, the ship full of 16 people (that's a lot to keep track of) arrives at Myrg easily enough. But as soon as they land, a bunch of kids run off to an amusement park, while the others are captured by the despotic authorities of Myrg. The kids who took off learn of this and come back to save everyone. There's a brief fight, then Doiby grabs the gun, and they all take off back home, with all the little kids falling asleep on the journey back to Earth. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Klarion ... bum, bum, BUM ... the Witch Boy, rescues Black Adam from the D.E.O., making sure to turn Black Adam, Agent Chase and Director Bones into kids.

CDTV News Top Story

This is Ace Atchison reporting for CDTV News, bringing you the latest on the current "Sins of Youth."

We caught up with another old guy, Dan the DyaMite, to get some info.

ACE: So tell me, Dan, you and Old Justice, by having the government trying to outlaw YJ, are really responsible for the whole mess, aren't you?

DAN: Watch how you speak to your elders, young man. Old Justice was just trying to watch out for the welfare of the next generation of superheroes. my team has been there, and it hasn't always turned out well. We're trying to make sure it goes better for these kids.

ACE: Don't you think instead of "deciding" what's best for the kids, you should have ASKED them?

DAN: Nonsense. We have the experience.

ACE: And that's the problem.

DAN: Don't know what you're getting at, son. Old Justice is making restitution. Doiby and Merry are off to get a device that will restore everything back to normal.

ACE: Where no one TALKS to each other. Great. We'll be back with more.


Even though we didn't have a very strong connection to many of these characters, this was still a very fun issue. And significant, too. Doiby's gun will be the key to saving the day at the end. And we will be making a return trip to Myrg in Young Justice. Geoff Johns did do a good job of playing into the legacy of these characters, especially the unexpected, yet realistic dynamic between Courtney and Merry. The art was a bit uneven, which is mostly the result of having two inkers and 16 different characters to focus on. But the art never became a hindrance to the story, nor did the couple of lettering mistakes I noticed. All in all, this was another fun installment in the Sins of Youth event. So far, I'd say the only real disappointment was the Batboy & Robin issue.

Up next is Part 9 of our series, Superman Jr. & Superboy Sr. #1.

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Stars and S.T.R.I.P.E. #8


Crisis in Blue Valley

Writer Geoff Johns
Lee Moder – Pencils
Dan Davis – Inks
Tom McCraw – Colors
Heroic Age – Separations
Bill Oakley – Letters
Mike Carlin Editor
Courtney Whitmore created by Geoff Johns & Lee Moder

The Star-Spangled Kid and S.T.R.I.P.E. soar to new heights on this month's cover by Lee Moder, Dan Davis, and Richard and Tanya Horie! Well, as far as Moder's art go, this cover isn't too bad. But I'd hardly call it soaring to new heights. It's a pretty nice image, although it doesn't have anything to do with the story inside.

Impulse only makes a very quick cameo in this issue, so I'll go really quick. During Courtney's very ordinary day at school, she has a bit of a rough time at gym. The teacher is a pretty big jerk, and the kid playing goalie is kind of full of himself, so Courtney covertly uses her power belt to blast the soccer ball past the kid and get the teacher to lay off her. Later, Courtney's friend Mary says she shouldn't use her belt for stuff like this, but Courtney brushes her off, saying she'll bet her $20 that Impulse is the track star at his school. While Courtney's reasoning is understandable, we all know she is completely wrong. Despite his impulsive nature, Bart actually is disciplined enough to not use his super speed in school sports.

While Courtney is being a typical selfish teenage girl, her step-father Pat Dugan is attacked by an old enemy named Nebula Man. When Nebula Man tracks onto Courtney's power belt and takes off after her, Pat panics and calls in every single hero he knows. And I mean every single hero.


But here's the joke: Courtney had already defeated Nebula Man by the time the JSA, JLA, Titans, Young Justice, Metal Men and the Marvel family arrive. Superman is understandably a bit annoyed by this, but the new Flash (Walter West) calms him down. He tells Courtney she's doing a good job protecting Wally's hometown, and all the heroes take off. Oddly, Courtney and Pat didn't say a word to Young Justice, despite having a pretty wild adventure with them not too long ago.


So there you have it. Not too bad of an issue — mostly built around one big joke. Sadly, Moder's art did not do justice to this massive gathering of heroes. However, I am glad that Arrowette was not included, which follows continuity. But I'm not exactly sure why Max Mercury was there, too. I guess he just saw Impulse taking off and decided to come help out. After all, Pat was telling everyone this was a Crisis-level threat, along the lines of Crisis on Infinite Earths and Zero Hour.

Actually, I'd have to say my favorite part of this issue was Courtney casually mentioning Impulse on the school bus. I always love seeing kids in the DC Universe have everyday conversations about other heroes. So anyway, we actually do have one letter to the editor worth mentioning.

Jeff Coburn asks if Wally West will pay a visit to Blue Valley sometime, but sadly Mike McAvennie doesn't say anything about that in his answer. Jeff also says he's looking forward to the Young Justice appearance. So I guess we're a bit too early for any discussion on Young Justice, but at least we saw someone was excited about it. Now let's check out the new ads:

Even super heroes get hungry. Batman Beyond toys at Burger King.

Never let her out of your sight. Never let your guard down. Never fall in love. The Bodyguard. Starring Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston.

Psycomic.com. For people who see sound effects.

Asteroids rocks! Asteroids Hyper 64 for Nintendo 64.

Polaris SnoCross. Ride the best! For Game Boy Color.

Next time, we'll return to an exciting, intense situation in The Flash #158.

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Stars and S.T.R.I.P.E. #6


The Subs Part Two

Geoff Johns – Writer
Lee Moder – Penciller
Dan Davis – Inks
Tom McCraw – Colors
Heroic Age – Seps
Bill Oakley – Letters
Mike Carlin – Editor
Courtney Whitmore created by Johns & Moder

Three cheers for our red, white and blue-skinned aliens on this month's cover, courtesy of Lee Moder, Dan Davis, and Richard and Tanya Horie! Well, I can't quite give three cheers to this pretty bad-looking cover. I mean, everyone just looks awful. It's almost as if Moder is intentionally doing everything he can to ruin this fun story for me. Fortunately, the art isn't quite bad enough to make me overlook the great humor of this cover. I love Impulse saying, "I hate when that happens!" as if he's turned into an alien on a regular basis.

Our story picks up where last issue left off, with the Star-Spangled Kid and Impulse being turned into aliens just like on the cover, except now their hair has disappeared, exposing tall, pointy heads. Superboy grabs the aliens' ray gun and dismantles it with his tactile telekinesis before any one else can be turned into an alien. But Robin lectures Superboy, saying they probably could have used that device to turn their friends back to humans. Before the heroes can get any answers out of the aliens, they all teleport away.

Impulse thinks being turned into an alien is "sorta cool," and the Star-Spangled Kid chews him out, saying she was supposed to have a date later that night. Robin picks up the pieces of the damaged ray gun, and Red Tornado realizes something bad must have happened to Wonder Girl, Arrowette and Secret, who have been M.I.A. all day. Courtney's friend Mary offers to help repair the ray gun, while Courtney continues shouting at Impulse, saying she doesn't want to be an alien for the rest of her life. Impulse sheepishly admits that Max would probably be mad to see he had lost his secret identity. Superboy then adds insult to injury by noticing the Star-Spangled Kid has braces, and she retaliates by making fun of his earring. Fortunately, the adults of the group are able to calm everyone down. Red Tornado offers to take the strongest members, Superboy and the Star-Spangled Kid, into the swamp to search for the girls, while S.T.R.I.P.E. will take Robin, Impulse and Mary to his lab to work on the ray gun.

Robin, Impulse and Mary load up into the Super-Cycle and follow Pat Dugan back to his secret lab underneath his suburban house. Impulse thinks this is pretty cool, too, but Robin has to point out that this lab doesn't have anything the Batcave doesn't. Pat, Mary and Robin begin putting the alien's device back together, and it's Mary who figures out how to reverse the gun's polarity, which should turn their friends back to normal.

Impulse, however, quickly becomes bored after looking through all of Pat's junk. And suddenly, he becomes violent, and starts throwing things at the others. Robin asks if that DNA charge went right to his brain, and Impulse replies with an evil grin, "Actually ... it just did!" The evil alien Impulse quickly knocks out Pat and Mary, and grabs the ray gun. Robin has pulled out his bow staff, and Impulse mocks him, saying he has unlimited access to the Speed Force and can zap Robin 1,000 times before he even thinks about using his staff. Robin, however, grins, and says, "Let's go, pal."

The power team of Red Tornado, Superboy and the Star-Spangled Kid quickly find the spaceship in the swamp. However, the Star-Spangled Kid turns evil and attacks Superboy. She's soon joined by evil alien versions of Arrowette and Wonder Girl (which explains where they were all last issue). The three aliens are joined by a couple more, and they manage to subdue Superboy and Red Tornado, then blast Kon with their ray gun.

Back in Pat's basement, Mary's alterations to the ray gun appear to have failed, as the evil alien Impulse has bested Robin, and transformed all four of them into aliens, praising the planet Laroo. Pat gets in S.T.R.I.P.E. and Impulse, Robin and Mary hop in the Super-Cycle, and they all fly off to the swamp to meet up at the spaceship.

On the ship, the aliens realize they couldn't transform Red Tornado, so they place his hands in a device, which I assume blocks his powers, and lead him to a prison cell alongside Secret. She couldn't be transformed, either, and was placed in a glass container. The Laroonians preemptively begin celebrating their conquest of Earth, and even open up the auction of the planet to other aliens. The other four transformed heroes are welcomed on the ship, but Impulse immediately blows their cover by sneezing all over Mary's face. He says some makeup got in his nose, and when Mary wipes her face, some blue makeup comes off. The Laroonians realize they've been tricked, and move to attack the imposters. Luckily, Impulse is too fast for them.


In no time at all, our heroes are all turned back to human, and Red Tornado and Secret are released. But the Laroonians are masters of retreat, and they quickly open a door beneath all the heroes, which drops them out on the ground, while the spaceship takes off into the sky. Even though most of our heroes can fly, they probably couldn't have caught the ship even if they wanted to.

Arrowette makes a new rule for Young Justice — no more swamps. Wonder Girl cheerfully introduces herself to the Star-Spangled Kid, and compliments her costume. Courtney, however, openly mocks Cassie's outfit. Robin offers Courtney a spot on the team, and Impulse wants S.T.R.I.P.E. to join, as well. Superboy just wants more girls on the team. However, Courtney respectfully turns them down, saying she's already busy with the Justice Society of America. Before they leave, Red Tornado gives Pat a file that shows Merry the Gimmick Girl is still alive, which comes as a big surprise to the former Golden Age hero.

And the last couple of pages set up the next villain of this series, but we don't really care about that. All in all, this wasn't too bad of an issue, despite the unsavory artwork. The fake-out with Impulse and Robin didn't work that well, since we never had any reason to think that the ray gun had not been reversed. So we pretty much knew right away that evil alien Impulse was going to blast Robin, be perplexed when nothing happened, which would then give Robin an opening to grab the gun and fix Impulse. But there were still some funny moments — especially between Bart and Courtney. I really would like more Young Justice to meet more teen heroes.

But now, I must make a very geeky, nit-picky complaint. Red Tornado did not learn that Merry the Gimmick Girl was alive until after Secret went missing and Arrowette decided to stop being a superhero. So Secret and Arrowette should not have been in these two issues of Stars and S.T.R.I.P.E. Or, we can pretend that this story happened after Secret was rescued and Cissie somehow decided to have another go at being Arrowette. But that's pretty unlikely. The most logical timing for this story is to be before all the stuff happened with Arrowette and Secret. And that mention of Merry the Gimmick Girl should have been dropped. It's really odd that Geoff Johns knew about Merry and Old Justice, but he chose to ignore the larger story lines with Arrowette and Secret. I know he wanted to show Pat Dugan's connection to Old Justice, and, naturally, when Young Justice makes a guest appearance, you want all six of them. But in this instance, Johns could not have his cake and eat it, too.

None of the letters in Stars and Stamps mention Impulse or Young Justice, and none of the ads are new. So I'll see you next time, with another Young Justice cameo in Impulse #56.

Friday, May 27, 2016

Stars and S.T.R.I.P.E. #5


The Subs Part One

Geoff Johns & Lee Moder Writer/Storytellers/Penciller
Dan Davis Inks
Tom McCraw Colors
Bill Oakley Letters
Heroic Age Separators
Mike Carlin Editor
Courtney Whitmore created by Geoff Johns & Lee Moder

Step aside, Young Justice! Star and S.T.R.I.P.E. rule this cover, as do their artists, Lee Moder, Dan Davis, and Richard and Tanya Horie! It is a fun concept for a cover, especially for an issue that prominently guest stars the top teenage team. I'm just not a fan of Moder's work. Everyone looks wonky here. The execution dampens the excitement.

Last time we saw Young Justice in this series, they began making plans to check out this new Star-Spangled Kid. Well, now is apparently the day to do just so. The entire team, including Red Tornado, has decided to visit Blue Valley High School. They hide the Super-Cycle in a swamp near the school, which I find odd because Blue Valley is in Nebraska, not exactly known for its swamps, and the Super-Cycle could simply fly away and come back when Robin whistled for it.

Anyway, Superboy and Impulse take a quick peek at the girls of Blue Valley High, and Superboy says this is definitely a mission for him. Impulse doesn't get it, and Superboy gives him a hard time, saying Wally, a legendary ladies' man, should have taught him a thing or two about such things. Robin gets their attention by throwing a batarang at their heads, then asks them to help cover up the Super-Cycle.  Impulse wants to quickly do the whole job himself, but Red Tornado tells him not to use his super-speed, saying it'll cause more harm than good.

Robin then orders Impulse and Superboy to get into their disguises. Robin will be a blonde named Jeremy Johnson, Superboy will be a geek named Carl Grummet (in honor of Superboy creators Karl Kesel and Tom Grummet), and Impulse will be a skater named Wade (in honor of Impulse creator Mark Waid). We don't get a last name for "Wade," but it probably was something close to Wieringo. Sadly, I can't think of any specific comic creators Jeremy Johnson is a reference to.


Superboy and Impulse still don't see the need for this elaborate undercover mission, so Robin explains. Their mission is to find the new Star-Spangled Kid, see what he's like and see if they can count on him when they need a helping hand. And Robin wants to do this subtly to avoid the all-too-often big fist fight between superheroes.

Superboy is willing to concede to that point, but he's still upset that he has to play the geek. Robin strokes his ego by saying he has the necessary acting skills to pull off the geek that Impulse lacks. The three boys then bump into Courtney Whitmore, and Robin nearly drops a device given to them by Doctor Magnus that's supposed to pick up residue from the Star-Spangled Kid's power belt. (This is another odd bit of this story, as Young Justice has never had any interaction with Doc Magnus previously.)

Meanwhile, Wonder Girl, Arrowette and Secret are out scouting in the swamp. Wonder Girl and Arrowette complain about all the bugs, but Secret seems to enjoy the mud. Robin reminds them about the cosmic residue out there that their radar picked up, which he believes could be the Star-Spangled Kid's hideout. And Superboy and Impulse remind the girls that they drew the short straw. And Red Tornado tells everyone to get back to work, while he creates fake school records for the boys and searches the existing school records for any Pembertons.

The boys head to their first class, which is a bit unruly because it has a substitute teacher. Impulse enjoys the chaos, and Superboy has a hard time figuring out if the sub is a man or a woman. And Robin is perplexed when his device starts going ballistic around the teacher named Pozer. Out in the swamp, the girls, aided by their own device, come across a large alien spacecraft, and they wonder if they should call Red Tornado. We then see that at least one teacher is working with a shadowy figure who is aware of Young Justice's visit to the school. But the villain doesn't want to attract any attention to his schemes, telling the teacher to wait to enact his plan until after the heroes have left.

The boys' next class is gym, which also has a substitute teacher, who also causes Robin's device to go off. The sub has the class play dodge ball, and Superboy is immediately struck out because he was too busy making fun of Robin for not going on any dates. Impulse seems distracted by the game, and Robin tells him this is a good opportunity to work on his focus. But Bart loses track of the ball and gets knocked out, too. Robin tells Impulse not to feel bad for losing his concentration, saying it took him years to perfect his. As soon as he says that, though, he gets distracted by Courtney again, and gets hit by a ball. As he walks off the court, Robin remarks that Batman would kill him for that.

After school, the boys are hanging out in the gym where the cheerleader tryouts are set to begin. Superboy thoroughly enjoyed his day at school, saying they should do this more often. Robin tells him they're not there to flirt with girls, but Superboy counters by pointing out how Robin became smitten by Courtney. All the substitute teachers then suspiciously march through the gym, talking about an emergency meeting away from all this "variety." Robin's device goes wild once again, and Impulse finally asks, "What are we waiting for?" Courtney also noticed the odd behavior of the subs and decides to investigate as the Star-Spangled Kid.

The subs meet in the faculty lounge and quickly reveal themselves to be blue aliens with a device that will transform humans into other Laroonians just like them. The boys burst through the window, Courtney bursts through the door, and Robin calls in Red Tornado to help. Robin is surprised to see that the Star-Spangled Kid is a girl, but is still happy to fight alongside her, anyway.

Courtney's stepfather, Pat Dugan, picks up an alert on his watch that Courtney has activated her power belt, so he quickly arrives in his S.T.R.I.P.E. suit. Red Tornado mistakes this as an enemy, but Courtney quickly vouches for him. Impulse pauses to compliment her on her cool robot, but this leaves the two of them vulnerable to the Laroonians' ray gun. The Star-Spangled Kid and Impulse are blasted with the blue ray, and are transformed into bald, blue aliens. Courtney moans that she does not need this, but Bart thinks it's pretty cool that he now has pointy ears.


This was a pretty fun, but slightly frustrating issue. The school day went by surprisingly quick, and the heroes of Young Justice were surprisingly slow on the uptake. Why did it take Red Tornado all day to sort through the school records? Why didn't the girls report to Red or Robin that they found an alien spaceship out in the swamp? And what were they for the rest of the day? I know this is just a fun, light story, but it seemed a bit too simplistic for me, and made Young Justice look incompetent. And Moder's art nearly ruined the whole issue.

None of the letters to the editor mention Young Justice (unsurprisingly), so let's head over to the ads:

They were the heroes of tomorrow. Full of dreams and ideals. United to protect a near-utopian galaxy. Then the blight came. Legion of Super-Heroes. Legion of the Damned.

He inherited the power. But can he fill the boots? Son of Superman.

When you're at the top of the evolutionary ladder, there's only one way to go: down! JLA Primeval.

Next time, the team will once again don civilian disguises, although in a much more serious story in Young Justice #15.

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Stars and S.T.R.I.P.E. #2


True Colors

Geoff Johns & Lee Moder Writer/Storytellers/Penciller
Dan Davis Inks
Tom McCraw Colors
Bill Oakley Letters
Heroic Age Separator
L.A. Williams Asst. Ed.
Chuck Kim & Mike Carlin Editors
Courtney Whitmore created by Johns & Moder

The cover by Moder and Davis shows the Star-Spangled Kid and S.T.R.I.P.E. battling a bunch of weird green men (boys?) and a villain named Paintball who can apparently steal color from people. Whatever that does. I'm quite confused by all this, but I don't think it really matters as far as Impulse is concerned. I'm also not a big fan of Moder's art, but he does have a fun, light-hearted tone appropriate for a teen book.

Most of this story has nothing to do with Impulse, so I'll just hit on the basics. Courtney Whitmore is your typical teenage girl, dealing with braces, high school, and a recent move from sunny California to boring Blue Valley, Nebraska, the former home of Wally West. Courtney has somehow acquired a special belt that gives her super strength, and has become the new Star-Spangled Kid. Courtney's stepdad is Pat Dugan, who used to be the sidekick for the original Star-Spangled Kid, and is now running around in an armored suit called S.T.R.I.P.E. (Special Tactics Robotic Integrated Power Enhancer). The two have a pretty acrimonious relationship so far, but they have managed to work together to stop some small-time villains from destroying Blue Valley High School.

Word has spread quickly of this feat, and Oracle sent a message to Red Tornado about this possible new hero, although she thinks the Star-Spangled Kid is a boy. Robin likes the idea of being aware of all potential teammates, and he suggests they make a trip to Blue Valley sometime to check him out. Red Tornado asks if they can leave Impulse behind, then adds that they should probably leave all of them behind after catching them all at a particularly immature moment.


It's pretty innocuous stuff — Impulse is teasing Wonder Girl for reading an article called "Ten things to do to get a cute boyfriend," and Superboy's flirting with Arrowette caused him to accidentally detonate a smoke arrow in his face. Robin still wants to take the whole team to Blue Valley, but says they don't need to run out this minute. And that's really all we need to know about this issue.


When Impulse was first created, Geoff Johns was just a letter-writing fanboy at Michigan State. Now here he is with his first comic book series, which is steeped in DC Universe legacy characters. So it should be no surprise that as DC's Chief Creative Officer, he is currently trying to restore a sense of legacy through DC Rebirth. As for this particular issue, I thought the story did a good job of setting up high school life, reminding me a lot of the early Impulse issues. And I am happy that Young Justice has another teenage hero to interact with.

This series is still too new for a letters column, but we do get two-thirds of a page urging kids to "recycle" the comic by giving it to a friend, briefly explaining what Mike Carlin does as DC's Executive Editor, and advertising the upcoming event, Day of Judgment. The other third of the page is an ad for Heat.net. Now for the rest of the ads:

It's time to get hooked up. (Or, how to set up your Coke voicemail box for free). I guess this was a pre-cellphone way for kids to feel like they had their own phones. I don't know.

Tangy. Fruity. Chewy. Spree. It's a kick in the mouth.

Use your smart bomb. Command & Conquer for Nintendo 64.

Driver. You are the wheelman. For PlayStation.

Lasts longer than your attention span. Starburst Hard Candy.

Six Flags is just a fast ride away!

All the muscle you don't have yet. World Driver Championship for Nintendo 64.

It better be ice cold for Stone Cold. Got milk? with Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Next time, we'll finally return to The Flash for the first time since Chain Lightning.